Welcome

Welcome to www.ridleybank.org, online home of the Ridleybank Resistance Front.

Long have we been oppressed by the harmanz of Malton, but no longer. Ridleybank is free, and the brave men and women of the RRF toil ceaselessly to liberate all from the hatred and prejuidice of harmankind.

Do you want to be free? Do you want to strike a blow against oppression and discrimination? Then join us today in this, the most noble of all causes!

News

Victory! The war is over! “In celebration of our latest and greatest EVAR victory, we're taking our squaredancing on the road” says papa Petrosjko. And so we are moving out fellow Ridleys! We will march through Malton and party until the streets have worn away under our feet! And it’s a party for everyone! So drag those survivors out of their boring houses and let them join in the festivities!