Recent Herald & Sun Articles

The Battle of Nichols Mall, Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

The RRF returns to the Mall that started it all.

Zombie-To-Human Ratio Becoming Entirely More Reasonable, Sunday, July 9th, 2006

Survivors Freak Out; RRF Offers Handy Tips For Coping With The Inevitable.

Barricade Strafers Secure Ridleybank For Minutes At A Time, Monday, July 3rd, 2006

Claim Major Victories Against Absent RRF

Dangermouse First To Be Honored in "Farewell Brain Bash", Monday, July 3rd, 2006

Rolt Heights To Be Crushed In His Name

Sonny Corleone Becomes The New Leader of the RRF, Monday, June 26th, 2006

Papa Petrosjko Steps Down, Looks Forwards To Long Naps at Moggridge

RRF's Excursion beings hope and love to neglected children in SW Malton, Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

Jubilant Parents cheer brutal killings and their new life of slavery; "It takes a horde to raise a human child" Say Gentle Ridleys

Spring Comes to Ridleybank, Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

Zombies Frolic; Vitamin D Deficiency Rampant Among Survivors

D.E.M Accused of Gross Negligence and Genocide, Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Thousands call for reform in face of rising crime rates, non-enforced fire codes and lack of basic city services including power, garbage disposal and water.

Survivors First Law Passed!, Monday, April 12th, 2006

Thousands cheer new law that limits survivor freedoms and right to exist. Survivors to be housed in camps according to IQ and brain weight. "We maul you in the spirit of love and forgiveness," Says New Zombie Dictatorship.

Newly Formed Ridleybank Revivification Front Pledges to secure Central Malton from the Impending Zombie Apocalypse, Saturday, April 1st, 2006

"LONG LIVE HUMANITY. REVIVE IS TOO KIND FOR THE ZOMBIE SCUM" Says Petroskjo.

Thousands celebrate RRF - Wreckening - Scourge - MoTA Street Party in Tollyton and Peppardville, Friday, March 24th, 2006

Brains Eaten, Fort and Mall Smashed, Action Figures Broken. "Why did Paradox and Creedy Defense Force Leave us to Die?" Say Jubilant Slaves.

ATTENTION: CITIZENS OF PEPPARDVILLE, Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

DO NOT RUN! WE COME IN PEACE. DO NOT RUN! WE ARE HERE TO HELP.

RRF Launches EXCURSION!, Thursday, March 16th, 2006

WAR IS OVAR!!!! VICTORY 2 the MAX !!!! Ridleybank Resistance Front Begins Victory Tour Around Malton. Survivors line Malton Streets to Cheer Victorious Horde. "Finally, a future filled with squaredancing, booze, and bloodshed"

Ridleybank Resistance Front Restocks Harman Processing Farms, Friday, March 10th, 2006

Thousands Cheer the Availability of Fresh Meat in Ridleybank

Tynte Mall Falls!, Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

Thousands Celebrate Liberation of Mall from CDF, AoG Survivor Groups

Zombie Officials Blast Survivor Groups for Irresponsible Barricading, Sunday, February 26th, 2005

Unnecessary barricading lowers property values, hurts tourism, and endangers lives.

WAR!, Sunday,February 19th, 2006

Ridleybank Resistance Front Launches Invasion of Pimbank, Barhahville. Survivors Celebrate as RRF Begins "Super Happy Militant Aggressive Extermination Phase"

You can own a home in Ridleybank or Barhahville, Friday, February 17th, 2006

Brains 21 Realtors. You can own a home in Ridleybank or Barhahville. Start living the zombie dream today!

RRF Holds Trenchcoat Sale Following Raid on LCD and CDF Stronghold, Friday, February 17th, 2006

Thousands Cheer as LCD/CDF terrorists are executed in Righteous Display of Justice

Hyperactive Sugar-Addicts Found Roaming Inside Ridleybank, Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

RRF Opens Mental Hospital to help delusional Gingerbread Men. Dentists Flown into Ridleybank to treat the Cavity-Ridden Insane.

Sponsor an Abandoned Child in Chudleyton and Darvall Heights Today!, Thursday, February 2nd, 2006

Abandoned Malton Children National: Sponsor an Abandoned Child in Chudleyton and Darvall Heights Today!

Survivors Flee to The Mall That Shall Not Be Named, Monday, January 30th,2006

Screw helping the Meek, Tired, and Poor Huddled Masses," Say Caigar Mall humans. Compassionate Zombie Response Teams From RRF Group 2 and the Mall Tour Move In to Help Abandoned Survivors.

Survivors and Zombies Agree: Giddings Show Totally Bitchin', Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

"OMFG, Its Xyu," Say Survivor Groupies, throwing panties and body parts on stage. Mall Tour Group 1, NightOwls, RRF Group 1 Hold Mall doors open for Concert Goers during Main Act.

Zombie Officials Create Mrh Cow Demilitarized Zone in Malton, Wednesday, January 18th, 2005

Dregs of Society" To Be Moved to Border Regions. "Mrh Cows are Zombies too!" Cry Enraged Activists

War Continues Against Harman Occupation Forces, Thursday, January 12, 2006

Group 1 Razes Lumber and Joachim Malls. Group 2 Shatters humans in Havercroft, Continues March Toward Chudleyton "Mrh,Mrh,Mrh,Mrh," Say Jubilant Survivors

Malton Environmental Groups Call for an End to Slash and Burp Harvesting, Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

"We must think of the future," Say Harman Preservationists. "What will our children eat?

Perfect Malton Suburbs Provide Perfect Vacation for Zombies, Sunday, January 8th, 2006

BARHAH Brigade, Breakfast Club,Nightowls, Packers and Sentinels Soak in the Sun, Sample CoL Brains

Evidence of Ancient Zombie Civilization Discovered in Ridleybank, Tuesday, January 5th,2006

A Ridleybank feral discovered evidence suggesting advanced Zombie race once roamed Malton.

Victory! V-N Day Declared at Nichols Mall!, Wednesday, Janurary 4th,2006

Nichols Mall falls to the Pwotters and their allies

Nichols Harmanz Exhibit And Petting Zoo Opens, Saturday,December 31st ,2005

Nichols Harmanz Exhibit and Petting Zoo Finally Opens. Stanbury Village Zombies Gather to See the "Mythical Harman" in their natural habitat

Penfold Engineering Reveals Latest in Zombie Spy Technology, Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

In a packed press conference, Penfold Engineering announced the release of their newest Zombie Spy robot model, the Zombie Spy 5000.

WAR! Liberation of Roftwood and Pimbank Begins., Monday, December 26th, 2005

Groups 1 and 2 turn their attention to barricade-torn and harmanz occupied Roftwood and Pimbank

Ridleybank Resistance Front seals borders into Ridleybank, Saturday, December 24th, 2005

RRF seals borders into Ridleybank, begins "Secret Sinister Evil Phase."

Malton Zombies Questions Existence, Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

"Why does God Hate Us?" asks one Feral

Organic, free-ranging versus factory farm-raised harmanz: Which is better?, Sunday, December 11, 2005

New study shows both zombie ranchers and consumers remain divided on the issue.

RRF Opens Harmanz Reeducation Camp at Warehouse 59,42,, Thursday, December 8th, 2005

Run, run, as fast as you can. . . oops, too late, you got ate.

Ridleybank DoHS Holds Show Trial, Executes Terrorist Group Leaders, Thursday, December 8th, 2005

Terrorists can run but they can't hide.

RRF Television scores huge hit with New Game Show: Who wants to Open a Door?, Thursday, December 8th, 2005

The show has only been airing for a few weeks but it is already a smash hit.

Blind Taste Test Reveals New CoL Brains Just as Tasty as Classic CoL Brains, Tuesday, December 6th, 2005

Do the brains of the new Council of Leaders still have that same great classic CoL taste with only half the calories?

RRF Scientists Discover Vaccination to Revive, Monday, December 5th, 2005

New "brain rot" cure sweeping the hordes.

NightOwls Seranade Hospital Sick at St. Lazar's Hospital, Sunday, December 4th, 2005

The NightOwls kicked off the holiday season by giving back to the City of Malton.

RRF's Running of the Harmanz to Kick Off From Hell to Breakfast Tour, Saturday, December 3rd, 2005

Move over Pamplona! The RRF is gearing to kick off its From Hell to Breakfast Tour with Malton's first ever Running of the Harmanz.

NightOwls Shut Down Revive Clinic. Vow to Clean the Streets of "Revive", Friday, December 2nd, 2005

"Revive" drug pushers take a shot right in the nads.

New RRF Study shows that Harmanz are Lazy, Shiftless Squatters, Thursday, December 1st, 2005

It's true: harmanz are lazy.

Zombie Scientific Study Reveals Harmanz Babies Cannot Survive in the Wild, Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

Latest Zombie Study Shows Harman Weakness.